||[Mar. 7th, 2006|07:00 pm]
Asa Nisi Masa: The Beautiful Confusion
|||||frankie trumbauer AHO - love affairs||]|
Where: los angeles, but new york in due time
Age: 17, for two more weeks
Sexual Orientation: straight, with a few exceptions
Books or Authors: dos passos' "USA" trilogy, "the trial," "the wild party," "lolita," any and all dorothy parker
Movies or Directors: "nights of cabiria," "sunset blvd," "battleship potempkin," "animal crackers"
Actors or Actresses: theda bara, norma desmond, shirley maclaine, gulietta messina
Songs or Musicians: any and all morrissey (smiths prefered), pre-war jazz, delta blues
Poems or Poets: "the word," "rubayat"
Philosophers: the usual modernists who stand to promote the meaninglessness of life
Kinds of Art or Artists: russian suprematism/constructivism, german expressionism, modernism, ash can school, bauhaus, and surrealist cinema
The last thing you put in your mouth: a candy bar
Give us a lyric, unpretentious yet meaningful: "bears and tigers haunt me all day...i'm just wild about animal crackers"
Tell us something we don't already know: i can flare my nostrils better than pete's dragon
Tell us a riddle, but don't tell us the answer: what place is better for a child outside the bosom of his family?
Tell us a story: when i was six years old i was walking on a dock in alaska. a man grabbed me from behind and i, thinking it was my mother, thought nothing of it. when it took some struggling to get free, i learned it wasn't. i looked back, and it was a man with a gold tooth and a baseball cap. my mother was some feet head of me with my sister. i ran right for her and didn't tell her a thing.
Tell us your favorite teacher ever, and why: my only favorite teachers are the one's i'd like to sleep with. i've never learned anything in school i couldn't already teach myself.
In exactly 50 words, tell us about yourself, why you want to join, and why we should accept you: friendly, companionably reclusive, socially unacceptable, alcoholically abstemious, tirelessly talkative, zealously unzealous, spiritually intense, minimally turquoise, maximally ecstatic moon seeks moth or moths with similar qualities for purposes of brain cell stock trading.
Show us a picture. Any picture. It could be you, or it could be the grand canyon: the grandest of all canyons
Lastly, Do you promise to post interesting updates to this community at least every now and then so it doesn’t wither and die? of course
Do you keep all your promises? hardly ever