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Asa Nisi Masa: The Beautiful Confusion

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[Jun. 6th, 2005|10:59 pm]
Asa Nisi Masa: The Beautiful Confusion
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Who: Kemperata, Vampire Queen.
What: Pretentious rich white girl falling neatly and predictably apart at the seams.
Where: I live in the movie "Deliverance." Soon I'll be living in the movie "Rocky IV."
Age: Legal. That is all you need know.
Sexual Orientation: Mostly straight.
Favorites-
Books or Authors: This is a bad question for me. Really bad. I'll generalize, and say: dead Russians, balding poets, drug-addled mystics, prophetic statesmen, and bloody insane Englishwomen.
Movies or Directors: David Lynch makes my toes curl.
Actors or Actresses: Angeline Jolie. 'Cause her lips make me see fields of flowers and fuzzy kittens. She's THAT hot.
Songs or Musicians: Trip hop, David Bowie and a lot of shameless goth music.
Poems or Poets: Another bad question.
Philosophers: Immanual Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidigger Heidigger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could outconsume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, and Wichtenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel...
Kinds of Art or Artists: Van Gogh is my homeboy.
Other Stuff-
The last thing you put in your mouth: I have a pathological addiction to chewing ice cubes.
Give us a lyric, unpretentious yet meaningful: "Blazing through this midnight jungle, remember someone that you met / one more stop, the engine talks, and whispers 'Home at last.'"-Tom Waits
Tell us something we don't already know: I have a birthmark that strongly resembles a third nipple.
Tell us a riddle, but don't tell us the answer: What in the name of guttural Anglo-Saxon vowels is a "whale-road"?
Tell us a story: I am going to grow up and be a crazy lady who writes bad poetry and starves in an attic with her 5574782929482 cats. The end.
Tell us your favorite teacher ever, and why: Dr Naragon was never ashamed of the chalk on his pants.
In exactly 50 words, tell us about yourself, why you want to join, and why we should accept you: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because. Do it.
Show us a picture. Any picture. It could be you, or it could be the grand canyon: This is my favorite person in the whole world.

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[User Picture]From: okaypanic
2005-06-06 11:11 pm (UTC)
we love you like a club kid loves coke-- but you knew that.

i owe you a letter. it will exist. soonly.
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From: watercloset
2005-06-07 10:45 am (UTC)
was that a kids in the hall lj-cut text reference?

'cause if so, you might be my favorite person ever.
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